“Me and My Brand New Haircut”

(Ow!)
Oh, don’t be so silly; I was nowhere near you

Me and my haircut
Me and my brand new haircut
We’re strolling along
We’re singing this song

(Me and my haircut)
(Me and my brand new haircut)
(We’re going downtown)
(We’re making the rounds)

My own friends don’t recognize me
When I say “hello” (Do I know you?)
Yeah, but then they recognize me
And they go

(Oh! You got a haircut)
(Hey! You got a brand new haircut)
(I like it!) Thanks!
(You’re welcome!)
Thanks! For saying “you’re welcome”

Me and my haircut
Me and my brand new haircut
We’re doing our thing (Oh, yeah? What’s that?)
A brand new haircut thing

(I took my old haircut to the barbershop)
Oh, really? (Yes, I did)
(And I asked my barber to cut it off)
(Until I asked him stop and now)

(I got a haircut) Hey! (What?)
You got a brand new haircut; I noticed!
(Of course, you noticed because)
(It’s right on my head, man)

Me and my haircut (Hey!)
Me and my brand new haircut
It’s not like before
(I know; you used to have more)

I change my mind
(I change my underwear almost every day) Too much information
I change my attitude
(And I change my ways)
And today

I changed my haircut
I got a brand new haircut
(You look different)
I could hardly recognize you, but it’s good
(Thanks, I think)

(Oh my gosh, you cut your hair)
It’s because it’s short, I know
(Oh my gosh, you cut your hair)
Yes, I did
(Oh my gosh, you cut your hair)
I like it, I think I like it
Oh your gosh, I cut my hair

(It looks good; I like it)
Yeah, but I asked for a Tom Jones haircut; he shaved it all off
I said, “Tom Jones doesn’t wear his hair like this”
He said, “He would if he came in here”

Me and my haircut (Hey!)
Me and my brand new haircut
Whoa-whoa whoa-oh whoa
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa