Mary, Mary, tell me truly
What did I do to make you leave me?
Whatever it was, I didn’t mean to
You know I never would tuh and huh
Mary, Mary, where you going to?
What more Mary can I do
To prove my love is truly yours?
I’ve done more now than a clear-thinking man would do
Mary, Mary, it’s not over
Where you go, I will follow
’Til I win your love again
And walk beside you, but until then
Mary, Mary, where you going to? (Woo! Hey!)
Oh, Mary, Mary
Oh, Mary, Mary (Yeah, Mary, Mary)
Oh, Mary, Mary (Mary, Mary)
Mary, Mary, Mary (Mary, Mary)
(Mary, Mary)
Oh, Mary, Mary (Mary, Mary)
(Mary, Mary)
(Mary, Mary)
(Mary, Mary)
(Mary, Mary)
Mary, Mary Mary, Mary
Mary Mary, Mary
Mary Mary, Mary
Mary Mary, Mary
Mary Mary, Mary
Mary Mary, Mary
Mary, where you going to?
Oh, Mary, where you going to?
Oh, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, where you going to?
Oh, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary
Oh, Mary
Oh, Mary
Where you going, where you going, where you going to?
Oh, where you going, where you going to?
Oh, Mary, Mary, Mary, where oh where you going to?
Oh, Mary, Mary, Mary, where oh where you going?
Micky: Thank you. Thank you.
Mary, Mary, where you going to?
Mary, Mary, Mary—
Where—
Micky: Are you all done? You all done? Uh huh. Finished? That’s it, right? Okay. Thank you.
Mary, Mary, where you going to?
Mary—
Micky: You cheated.
Mike: Yeah. You know. Yeah. Just a little joke. Ha ha. Little funny thing that I played. Ha ha. Brrrr!
Micky: Are you all done now?
Mike: Oh. Yeah. I’m all through.
Micky: Ready to go?
Mike: What?
Micky: Ready to go?
Mike: Together?
Micky: Sure. Ready?
Mike: No, you go ahead.
Micky: You’re all done.
Mike: Yeah, I won’t start again. Bye. I’ll just stay out here for a little while.
Ma—
Mike: It’s only a joke. Oh, okay. I’ll play—yeah.
Micky: You all ready?
Mike: No more. I’m all through.
Mary, Mary, where you going to?
Mary, Mary, Mary, where you going to?
Mary, Mary, Ma—
Micky: Mary? Mary? Mary, where are you? Mike? Mike? Alright, you dirty rats! Alright, you [???] Alright, all you dirty rats. Good evening everybody. Ha ha ha ha ha. Welcome tonight, mwha ha ha ha. Who knows what’s in store? Waaaa. Ladies and gentlemen, the prolific Peter Tork.
Peter: Hello again. It’s nice to—I’m gonna, I’m gonna play a, a square dance tune, and I, I’m sorry you don’t get to dance, but that’s the way it crumbles, cookie. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha! Yeah! And furthermore, the feederbern in the hobersack and the reebersoberts and the—are we, we’re ready. I’m gonna—listen, you get to, you get to uh, uh, clap your feet and stomp your hands, uh, stamp your hands, if you like. Only in time to the music, if it’s all the same to you. Hey listen. Listen, don’t, wait a minute, ha ha ha. Wait’ll I start, for crying out loud.