“Wine-Texas BBQ”

Well, down in New Orleans where everything’s fine
All them people just socking that wine
Drinkin’ wine is-a their delight
A-when they get drunk, you know they fight all night
A-breakin’ down windows and tearin’ down doors
Drinkin’ half gallons and shoutin’ for more

You’ve got a nickel, and I’ve got a dime
Let’s get together and buy some wine
Drinkin’ wine by the pint and the quart
When you buy half gallons, well, you’re playin’ it smart
Drinkin’ wine, wine, wine, everybody
Pass that bottle to me

Everybody, wine, wine, wine, spo-dee-o-dee
Wine, wine, wine, spo-dee-o-dee
Wine, wine, wine, spo-dee-o-dee
Wine, wine, wine, spo-dee-o-dee
Wine, wine, wine, spo-dee-o-dee
Pass that bottle to me

Well, if you’re lookin’ to have some fun
I know a place where they know how it’s done
Way down south in the Lone Star State
They got some barbeque that sure is great
Stomp and chomp ’til half past two
At the boogie woogie barbeque

They got-a links and ribs
Chicken and fries
Lone Star beer and pecan pies
Pretty Texas woman
Lots of Texas heat
A red hot band with a solid boogie beat

They got catfish, crawfish, Gumbo too
A-chicken, fried steak, and oysters too
Stomp the chomp ’til half past two
At the boogie woogie barbeque

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Well, down in New Orleans where everything’s fine
All them people just socking that wine
Drinkin’ wine is-a their delight
A-when they get drunk, you know they fight all night
Breakin’ down windows and tearin’ down doors
Drinkin’ half gallons and shoutin’ for more

A-you’ve got a nickel, and I’ve got a dime
Let’s get together and buy some wine
A-drinkin’ wine by the pint and the quart
When you buy half gallons, you’re playin’ it smart
Drinkin’ wine, wine, wine, everybody
Pass that bottle to me

A-drinkin’ wine, wine, wine, spo-dee-o-dee
Wine, wine, wine, spo-dee-o-dee
Wine, wine, wine, spo-dee-o-dee
Wine, wine, wine, spo-dee-o-dee
Wine, wine, wine, spo-dee-o-dee
Pass that bottle to me

“Thank you very much.”