“Who Was It”

Who was it that caught you fallin’?
Who put you back on your feet?
And who was it that tripped you anyway
In order that the two of us would meet?

It was me, and I’ll tell you why
Oh, I did it because of my
Pure unabashed devotion to loving you
Doody-doo doo-doo doo-doo
Doody-doo doo-doo doo

Who was it that tried to kiss you
Despite a very definite no?
And who was it that managed to succeed
In getting it with your fist down below?

It was me, and I’ll tell you why
Oh, I did it because of my
Pure unabashed devotion to loving you

You and me both feel the same
We even look alike, and that is a bloomin’ shame
That because we do, people think we’re you, heh
Know what I mean?

Who was it that came to see you
When there was no one else in sight?
And who was it that stayed over an hour
And not as I had expected, over night?

It was me, and I’ll tell you why
Oh, I did it because of my
Pure unabashed devotion to loving you

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It was me, and I’ll tell you why
Oh, I did it because of my
Pure unabashed devotion to loving
Pure unabashed devotion to loving you, you, you, you, you
Doody-doo doo-doo doo-doo
Doody-doo doo-doo doo
Doody-doo doo-doo doo-doo
Doody-doo doo-doo doo
Doody-doo doo-doo doo-doo
Doody-doo doo-doo doo