“Star Collector (prev. unissued alternate mix)”

Think I’ll let her keep on going
Wherever it is she’s goin’ to
Give her my autograph and tell her
It’s been nice knowin’ you, ha ha

She’s a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yes, she’s a star collector (Collector of stars)
How can I love her
When I just don’t respect her?

When everything is goin’ my way
She wants to be close at hand
She moves to some other doorway
When things don’t go the way she planned

Yes, she’s a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yes, she’s a star collector (Collector of stars)
Whoa, it won’t take much time
Before I get her off my mind

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For she’s a star collector (Collector of stars)
Whoa, she only aims to please young celebrities
Yes, she’s a star collector (Collector of stars)
Whoa, it won’t take much time
Before I get her off my mind