“Peter Percival Patterson’s Pet Pig Porky”

Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky.
This pet pig named Porky loved pie.
He loved pizza pie, pumpkin pie, pineapple pie, pizza pie… mince tarts.
And Peter Percival Patterson’s pet pig Porky loved pie for breakfast, pie for lunch, pie in the afternoon, and pie before he went to… bed.
Peter Percival Patterson’s pet pig Porky ate so much pie that, do you know what he did?
He popped.