See them NOW in scenes from brand-new Monkee TV segments to be aired this fall—
With not-to-be-believed stories and dialogue supplied exclusively for your entertainment by 16’s SPEC!
Two-gun Micky—the slowest rope in the West! Permalink
Info “Heh, heh—here comes Shoot-’Em-Up Jones, the orniest hombre ever to hit mah town. I’ll jest take mah trusty ol lasso and tie him up like he wuz a maverick calf.” 
Info “A one, a two—and thar it goes!” 
Info “W-W-Whut-t?! Why, dad burn it—I went and lassoed meself!” 
Info “Now, that won’t do—won’t do a-tall! Got to untangle meself in a hurry, cos that cool bad cat Deadmen-Tell-No-Tales Jones is comin’ on fast!” 
Info “Got time fer just—one—mo’ throw!” 
Info “Oh, well—one way or another, Sheriff Dolenz always gets his man!”
Wrongway Dave—or how not to mount a horse! (with no help from puzzled Peter) Permalink
Info “By Jove! So this is the sort of fearless steed that helped to win the American West, is it? Peculiar looking animal, I must say. Not at all like the well-curried English thoroughbreds I’m used to. Ah, well, better get a leg up and canter off.” 
Info “I say—what ’appened to the horse’s head? Oh! There you are!” 
Info “Blimey, what now?! Never saw anybody ride a horse this way before! Peculiar people, the Americans.” 
Info “Oh. I see. Well, Rover—or whatever your name is. Guess we both better call it a day!”
The six-shooter that went thataway! (starring (?) Dead-eye Davy) Permalink
Info Have you ever dreamed of being a cowboy? Well, then, a cowgirl? And pumping your worst enemy full of lead? It’s easy when you know how. The trick is to whip the sixshooter out of your holster lightning-fast and then fan with your left hand while your right hand works the trigger. (Or are you left-handed?) 
Info But first you give the old six-gun a twirl—like Davy is doing. 
Info And then you spread your feet and rest your hands on your gun-belt and look nasty—like Davy is doing. 
Info And finally you—you… Well, luv, it was nice knowing you!
Peter Tork—wanted dead or alive Permalink
Info “Goodbye, cruel world!” 
Info “No, no—I can’t go yet! I have too much to live for!” 
Info “Two for tea, and tea for two… Gee, I just love dancing with Tiny Tim!” 
Info “How did he get that arrow in his head when I haven’t even pulled the string of my bow?!”
Davy’s secret sweetheart? Permalink
Info Davy’s most devoted “fan”… 
Info And everywhere that Davy went… 
Info “Oops! Now, just a minute—!” 
Info “Listen, my name ain’t Mary—and you ain’t a lamb!” 
Info “Oh—you wanta have your picture taken with me? O.K., smile pretty.” 
Info “Now you wanta WHAT?!” 
Info “All right, just one kiss. But, uh—er—have you seen your dentist lately?”
The wooing and winning of editor Gloria Permalink
Info Now we take you to Monkee-land, the mad, mad world of Davy, Micky, Peter and Mike. On the Screen Gems set in Hollywood, U.S.A., 16’s SPEC Editor Gloria Stavers is interviewing and photographing the boys. But here the “magnetic personality” of Monkee Micky is beginning to crack the businesslike decorum of our Editor Gloria. 
Info He looks at her with a great big Micky grin. She looks at him— 
Info —and they both break up (wouldn’t you?)! 
Info “They’re not caps, Gloria—honest!” 
Info And with that, Micky goes into his unbeatable “automation” imitation—which upends our Gloria even more! 
Info Micky mugs—and it’s just too much. 
Info Helpless with laughter, they crack up together. Like we said—Monkee-land is a mad, mad world!
Peter in Paris—or never let Monkee loose! Permalink
Info “Welcome to gay Paree, leetle ones. I weesh to give you a veree private preview of my new swimsuit—designed by me personalee. Eet ees called ze Sing Sing, after your veree famous prison—no?” 
Info “Notice ze stripes. Spectacular—you agree? My rivals, zey say dots would have been better. Dolts! Zey have no imagination! Zis ees ze season for stripes!” 
Info “And now for my beeg fall showing. You will see Paree fashions modeled as never before!” 
Info “Come, my beautees! Let ze readers of ze magnificent magazine 16 marvel at what I—Monsieur Peter, ze most fantastic fashion designer in all France—have wrought!” 
Info “Tippetee-toe, tippetee-toe, tippetee-toe—and a-w-a-a-y we go!”
Lost in the jungle or is this any way to run a safari? (starring Micky, Peter, Mike and Davy) Permalink
Info “You sure this is a map, Peter ol scout? Looks like a script to me!” 
Info “Ah-hah! You’re not sure!” 
Info “We’re lost! Lost in darkest, deepest Africa!” 
Info “Not yet, by gum! I’ll be Tarzan and get us out of here! Oh-hey-lo-lee-hey-lo!” 
Info “It worked! Hot Shot Mike Nesmith, the smartest scout in the jungle, has come to our rescue with his Number One Boy, Davy Jones! Help is here at last!” 
Info “Help—you say? What kind of help is this?!” 
Info “Davy baby—come and save us!”
Did anybody here see a rabbit? (starring Peter—the missing magician) Permalink
Info “Ah—time for my magic act. First, I’ll bedazzle everybody with my Indian clubs, then—then I’ll spring my rabbit from the folds of my magic cape!” 
Info “Oops—dropped one! Uh—dropped two! Er—three! Guess I’d better sneak out my rabbit, or my audience will disappear before I do!” 
Info “Gleeps! Forgot to bring the rabbit! But the show must go on, so back to the clubs. Oof!—dropped one…!”
The mad, mad, mad world of Monkee-land! Permalink
Info “Do you see what I see—? All those eyes—staring at us?!” 
Info “Just keep looking while I spin the wheel… Now let your eyes close—slowly—slowly… Now, repeat after me: ‘I am hypnotized. You have me in your power. I am your slave!”‘ 
Info “At last—a candidate we can trust! An example to the youth of America—approved by everybody!” 
Info “WHA’ HAPPENED?!” 
Info “But, Bert—you said we’d be TV and record stars!”
