Get ready for the biggest expose-all off all times. Davy, Micky, Mike and Peter let loose with special info, personal statistics, big news!
This is it! The “innest,” most “out-a-sight,” groovy and “fantasmagorical” collection of 2000 hot Monkee secrets ever put together on the face of the earth! Would you believe it? How about the 200 Monkee secrets? Ah, now we’re getting somewhere!
And you’d better be getting straight at the reading… straight at the pix… straight at the super-statistical facts… straight-away!
Start with Davy’s shhh secrets on the next two pages… then hurryhurryhurry to pages 14–15 for Peter’s… pages 20–21 for Micky’s… pages 32–33 for Mike’s! Along the way, you’ll be picking up some additional secrets, too!
When you’re done, you’ll be richer by 2000 (oops, we did it again! Would you believe it?)—200 hot Monkee secrets!
The hotter the better… and the better’s what we’ve got!