Monkees Answer 20 Questions

Magazine: Tiger Beat
Editor: Ralph Benner
Published:
Volume: 2
Issue: 7
Publisher: New Asbury Ltd. Publishing Co.
Pages: 32–33

Name: Davy Jones

1. How would your mother describe you in one word? Cry baby
2. What is your favorite flower? Rose
3. What is the most insane question you’ve ever been asked? Why are you so short?4. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Peter Delanie
5. What word in the English language do you wish you had invented? Groovy
6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? We will never surrender - W.C.
7. What animal best describes the kind of girl you’d be interested in? Cat?!
8. What do you miss about your childhood? My school friends
9, In what hour of the day do you function best? Night time
10. What is the main fault in your character? You tell me
11. If you met the right girl today, would you propose tomorrow? Yes
12. What was your favorite subject in school? Didn’t have one. But I really dug one of the teachers
13. Where would you like to live? Hawaii
14. Describe how you kiss in one word. Wet
15. What in the world do you least desire? Stardom
16. Why do you think most girls date you? Cause the [sic] like me
17. Who is your favorite historical figure? Churchill
18. How many times have you fallen in love? Every ten minutes
19. What are your favorite names? Donna, Thalia, Adam
20. Finish this sentence “Happiness is a thing called…” Love

Name: Micky Dolenz

1. How would your mother describe you in one word? Son
2. What is your favorite flower? Bronze
3. What is the most insane question you’ve ever been asked? To answer these questions
4. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Ford Lotus 40
5. What word in the English language do you wish you had invented? Tintinabulation
6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? “ ”
7. What animal best describes the kind of girl you’d be interested in? Australian zimbong
8. What do you miss about your childhood? My childhood
9, In what hour of the day do you function best? Between 3:46:38 and 8:49:32
10. What is the main fault in your character? San Andreas
11. If you met the right girl today, would you propose tomorrow? What??
12. What was your favorite subject in school? Speelling
13. Where would you like to live? Yes
14. Describe how you kiss in one word. Yes
15. What in the world do you least desire? Zucinni [sic]
16. Why do you think most girls date you? Monkee business
17. Who is your favorite historical figure? 73
18. How many times have you fallen in love? 73
19. What are your favorite names? 73
20. Finish this sentence “Happiness is a thing called…” 73

Name: Mike Nesmith

1. How would your mother describe you in one word? diner (LIVER)
2. What is the most insane question you’ve ever been asked? No. 1
3. What is your favorite flower? Blue
4. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Marilyn Fillmore
5. What word in the English language do you wish you had invented? Please pass the squash when you’re thru
6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? “Millard Fillmore is alive in Argentina”
7. What is your favorite aroma? Blue
8. What do you miss about your childhood? Tales of Millard Fillmore
9, In what hour of the day do you function best? What is “function”?
10. What is the main fault in your character? I’m nuts for Millard Fillmore
11. Who is your favorite villian [sic]? Millard Fillmore
12. What was your favorite subject in school? Blue
13. Where would you like to live? Half-way across
14. Describe how you kiss in one word. Blue
15. What in the world do you least desire? This questionnaire
16. What do you like best about the sun? The Beach Boys (NO LIE!!!)
17. Who is your favorite historical figure? Millard Fillmore
18. What are your favorite names? Millard & Fillmore
19. What exciting new thing would you like to try? Millarding Fillmore
20. Finish this sentence “Happiness is a thing called…” Millard Fillmore

Name: Peter Tork

1. How would your mother describe you in one word?
2. What is your favorite flower?
3. What is the most insane question you’ve ever been asked? this one
4. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
5. What word in the English language do you wish you had invented?
6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? “The universe is permeated with the odor of terpintine [sic].” (sp?)
7. What animal best describes the kind of girl you’d be interested in?
8. What do you miss about your childhood? my childhood
9, In what hour of the day do you function best? any
10. What is the main fault in your character?
11. If you met the right girl today, would you propose tomorrow? No
12. What was your favorite subject in school?
13. Where would you like to live?
14. Describe how you kiss in one word. mouthfully
15. What in the world do you least desire?
16. Why do you think most girls date you?
17. Who is your favorite historical figure? Gantama
18. How many times have you fallen in love? three or fifty
19. What are your favorite names?
20. Finish this sentence “Happiness is a thing called…”

I’d answer all these if I thought that people could learn something new from my answers. Most of these are unanswerable in the space provided (a whole magazine-full might be better). This is just for the fans to know that describing my feelings, etc., is like trying to catch Niagra [sic].

Peter Tork