IT’S THE BOSS-EST, TUFF-EST, HIP-EST, GROOVY-EST THING EVER TO COME YOUR WAY! AND IT COULDN’T BE E-Z-IER TO WIN!
DAVY, MICKY, PETER, MIKE! One and all, they’re adorable! But if you had to choose just one as the Monkee you adore the most, who would you pick? And what would you say if we told you that just by choosing him, your top fave Monkee will send you a huge, surprise gift box bulging with goodies so ultrasupertriple-g-r-r-fab that it’ll blow you right out of your frame when you open it?!
Well, grab onto your wigs and get anchored to the floor, cos 16 is telling you that YOU can get a personal, divinely thrilling gift box from the Monkee you love the most of all for your very own and it’s so E-Z you hardly have to do more than lift a pen (or pencil) to paper!
First, give a look at what you’re gonna get whichever Monkee you choose as your absolutely A-1 favorite:
EACH MONKEE GIFT BOX WILL CONTAIN:
A MONKEE CHAIR EXACTLY LIKE THE CHAIRS IN WHICH THE BOYS ARE SITTING IN THE PICTURE AT THE TOP OF THESE PAGES. YOUR CHAIR, OF COURSE, WILL BE LETTERED ON THE BACK WITH THE NAME OF THE MONKEE YOU PICK AS YOUR FAVORITE. (Yes, yes, sugar plums, we know that Micky’s name is incorrectly spelled on the back of his chair in the photo—but your chair, if Micky is your choice, will have his name spelled Micky (no “e”).
A GORGEOUS DOUBLE-BREASTED MONKEES SHIRT—JUST LIKE THE SHIRTS YOU SEE THE BOYS WEARING ON THEIR NBC-TV SHOW EVERY MONDAY NIGHT. (These shirts will soon be on sale in your neighborhood, but if you win your fave Monkee’s gift box you’ll be the first in your group to sport one!)
A GROOVY MONKEES BELT WITH A SPECIAL MONKEES BELT BUCKLE (to keep your hip-huggers from falling down, of course).
A SUPER-FAB WIDE WALE CORDUROY PEAKED MONKEES CAP (unless you choose Mike as your most lovable Monkee, in which case you will receive a green wool hat just like the one you see Mike wearing on TV).
A MONKEES POP ART SWEATSHIRT IN RAVING CARTOONED COMIC COLORS (it’s like something you never saw nowhere before!)
PLUS… A SPECIAL WASHABLE, PLASTIC MONKEES THREE-RING NOTEBOOK BINDER—A RECORD CARRYING CASE (and you can be sure that 16 Magazine will fill it with all of the Monkees’ single hit records!)
A MONKEES PEN-AND-PENCIL CARRYING CASE—A MONKEES PURSE (which includes a comb, mirror, pen, note-pad and fingernail file)—A MONKEES WALLET (fully equipped with coin slots, mirror and zippered hideaway compartment)—AND A PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED, AUTHENTIC SNAPSHOT OF DAVY, MIKE, MICKY AND PETER.
ALSO… EACH GIFT BOX WILL CONTAIN A LARGE, BEAUTIFUL, PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED PORTRAIT OF EACH MONKEE PLUS A FREE FULL-YEAR’S SUBSCRIPTION TO YOUR FAVE MAGAZINE, 16!
With all of these gorgeous goodies, each gift box is pretty near bursting at the seams, and each Monkee is bustin’ out all over with enthusiasm to give YOU your personal gift box as quickly as possible.
So all right. Here’s the teensy-weensy bit you have to do. Just print the name of your favorite Monkee-maniac on the dotted line shown on the coupon. Then fill in the remainder of the coupon, cut it out and mail it to the address on the coupon. That’s little enough to ask, isn’t it?
All coupons will be dropped inside a barrel. The barrel will then be revolved and 16’s editor, Gloria Stavers, blindfolded, will pick one coupon at a time from the barrel. The first four coupons she picks on which are printed a different Monkee’s name will be the winners of the fab gift boxes. That is, the first coupon she picks with Davy’s name on it will win Davy’s gift box; the first coupon she picks with Micky’s name on it will win Micky’s gift box—and so on. And the senders of the winning coupons will each receive a gift box from their most adored Monkee!
So don’t just stand—or sit—there! Get hopping! Send the coupon on its way and get set for your Monkee thrill-of-a-lifetime!