Van: [whistles] Those are great boots.
Auditioner: Thank you—
Van: No. I’m kidding. Take a seat.
Auditioner: [laughs] …uh, yeah.
Van: Babe, those are terrible boots. What—are you two related?
Auditioner: [laughs] Do you want me to, um, read the lines that I have here?
Van: Sure, yeah. But actually, first tell me… where did you get those stupid boots? Did you lose a bet?
Auditioner: Yeah… they’re nice red boots and…