“Huff Puff”

Bleh ha ha ha ha ha!
Bleh!

Well, I’m a-comin’ to your house about a quarter to four
And if you don’t let me in, I’m gonna knock on your door

I’m gonna huff (Huff) and puff (Puff) and blow your house down
I’m gonna huff (Huff) and puff (Puff) and blow your house down
And if you don’t let me in, I’m gonna get mad
I’m gonna huff (Huff) and puff (Puff) and blow your house down

Huh, you can build it out of bone
You can build it out of wood
You can build it out of bricks
It ain’t gonna do you no good

I’m gonna huff (Huff) and puff (Puff) and blow your house down
I’m gonna huff (Huff) and puff (Puff) and blow your house down
And if you don’t let me in, I’m gonna get mad
I’m gonna huff (Huff) and puff (Puff) and blow your house down

Like the three little piggies that went to the market
And one little piggy stayed home
Well, like the one little piggy that stayed in the house
I hope I find you all alone

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Well, you can build it on burnin’ desert
You can build it on the bottom of the sea
You can build it on the tallest mountain
But you’ll never get away from me

I’m gonna huff (Huff) and puff (Puff) and blow your house down
I’m gonna huff (Huff), puff (Puff) and blow your house down
And if you don’t let me in, I’m gonna get mad
Now I’m gonna huff (Huff) and puff (Puff) and blow your house down

You can build it on burnin’ desert
You can build it on the bottom of the sea
You can build it on the tallest mountain
But you’ll never get away from me

I’m gonna huff (Huff) and puff (Puff) and blow your house down
I’m gonna huff (Huff) and puff (Puff) and blow your house down
And if you don’t let me in, I’m gonna get mad
I’m gonna huff (Huff) and puff (Puff) and blow your house down

  • “Huff Puff” / “Fate” (1967)

  1. The Monkees: The Day-by-Day Story of the ’60s TV Pop Sensation (2005), Andrew Sandoval, p. 291.